Building the future with people we actually like.
We aren’t a typical venture studio. We are a tight-knit collective of builders, founders, and investors who believe that the best companies aren’t built in boardrooms—they’re built over late-night sessions and private dinners.
Builders
The Shipping Lane. Stop dreaming and start deploying. We provide the infrastructure, the capital, and the team to turn your “weekend project” into a category-defining company.
Founders
The War Room. Building is lonely. We provide a sanctuary of peers who have been there, done that, and are ready to help you navigate the trenches.
Investors
The High-Signal Club. No cold decks. No “spray and pray.” Just direct access to vetted deal flow and the opportunity to deploy capital alongside friends.
No Panels. No Name Tags. No Noise.
We believe the most valuable connections happen when the “professional” guard is down. Our community thrives on:
Private Midnight Dinners: Curated groups of 8–10 people. No pitches allowed—just deep conversations on tech, philosophy, and the future.
Off-the-Record Salons: Monthly deep-dives into emerging sectors (AI, Bio, Hard Tech) with the people actually writing the code.
Tactical Masterminds: Closed-door sessions where we solve real-time scaling problems for our portfolio companies.
Direct Capital Deployment: A streamlined, internal syndicate for our members to back the winners we build in-house.
the smartest people in the world don't want more 'networking.'
they want more context, more speed, and better company.
we built coolestcompanyever.com to be the high-bandwidth shortcut to all three.
we are intentionally small.
we don’t care about your LinkedIn followers;
we care about your proof of work and your character.
If you’re building something that matters or looking to fuel the next wave of innovation,
let’s talk.
Applications are reviewed by the founding partners. Response times vary based on my taste 
Want to pitch your next crypto scam? Sure if you want to get banned from the dinner list already.