Pitch us

One paragraph.
Five days.

Tell us what you're bringing. Founder, seller, capital — or somewhere in between. We read every pitch and respond personally within five business days. Yes, no, or a question. Always from a human.

Which seat are you in? — or closest to

For founders

I'm building
something.

Co-build a venture. We bring channel.

For sellers

I've built
something.

Sell or roll up. Compound with us.

For capital

I have capital
to deploy.

Co-invest. No fund. No fees.

Not sure / something else

Pick the closest seat — we'll figure out the rest together.

Your name

What should we call you?

That email doesn't look right — mind double-checking?

One paragraph — what you're bringing and why now

Tell us about you, the opportunity, and why this is the right moment. Be specific. Numbers help. Don't write a deck.

0 words · 0 chars aim for 50–300 words

Give us a few sentences — enough to make a decision.

One link, if you have one — optional

One-pager, deck, LinkedIn, company URL. Whatever makes you easiest to evaluate. Drop a URL.

Response times vary based on my taste.

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What happens next

Within 60 seconds

Your pitch lands in Jason's inbox. Flagged as priority. Not routed through an SDR or marketing automation.

Within 5 business days

You hear back personally. Yes, no, or a question. If it's no, we tell you why. If it's a yes, we book a 30-min call.

If it's a yes

A 30-minute call within the following week. No deck required. We talk. If both sides see fit, we move fast from there.

Pitch received

Got it,
friend.

Logged · —

Jason will respond personally by —. If it's a yes, you'll get a calendar link. If it's a no, you'll get a reason. Either way, it'll be from a human.

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One paragraph. Five days.

Got it, friend.

One paragraph.
Five days.

Got it,
friend.